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• Top 60 Makukulit na Pinoy Business Names 1. Parlor in San Juan is named “Cut & Face”. 2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starducks”. 3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: “Violybee” 4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named “Cafe Pindot”. 5. In Manila , there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry”. 6. Petshop in Ortigas: “Pussies and Bitches”. 7. A pet shop in Kamuning: “Pakita Mo Pet Mo”. 8. Bakery: “Bread Pit”. 9. Bank in Alabang: “Alabank”. 10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers”. 11. Restaurant in Pasig : “Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina”. 12. A boxing gym: “Blow Jab”. 13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: “Lito Lapida”. 14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called “Pakopya ni Edgar”. 15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, “Chickpoint” . 16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: ” Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes”. 17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, “n@kopi@”. 18. Name of a kambingan, “Sa Goat Kita”.1 9. A salon somewhere, “Curl Up And Dye”. 20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: “Gee Congee”. 21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named “Wa-Thirst”. 22. A store selling feeds for chickens: “Robocock”. 23. Shoe repair in Marikina : “Dr. Shoe-Bago”. 24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you,save your SOLE, and even DYE for you”. 25. Petshop: “Petness First” 26. Flower shop: “Susan’s Roses”. 27. Taxicab: “Income Taxi”. 28. A 2nd hand watch store: “2nd Time Around”. 29. A squid stall in a wet market: “Pusit to the Limit”. 30. A shrimp store: “Hipon Coming Back”. 31. A gay lawyer’s extension office: ” Nota Republic “. 32. A ceiling installer: ” Kisame Street “. 33. A car repair shop: “Bangga ka ‘day?” 34. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: “Fish Be With You”. 35. A fishball cart named, “Poke Poke”. 36. A beauty salon: “Saudia Hairlines”. 37. A bakery: “Anak Ng Tinapay”. 38. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : “May Lisa Eatery”. 39. Laundry shop: “Wash Your Problem”. 40. This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, buttheir slogan is: “Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God iswatching”. 41. Ice cream parlor: “Dila Lang Ang Katapat”. 42. Chicharon store: “Chicha Hut”. 43. Neighborhood pizza store: “Pizza Hot”. 44. A fishball cart near UST: “Eat My Balls”. 45. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: “Pinoy Big Barber”. 46. A Resto: “The Last Supper”. 47. A goto resto: “Goto Ko Pa!” 48. A peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name: “Mani ni Papa”. 49. A gym in Malolos: ” Gaymann Fitness Center “. 50. My brother’s party needs business: “Balloon-Balloonan” . 51. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : “Lah-Fang”. 52. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: “Dina FreshChicken”. 53. An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S. : “The Master Baiter”. 54. Panaderia: “Trimonay Bakeshop”. 55. Salon: “Hair Dot Comb”. 56. Signage on a restaurant: “We are open 25 hrs. a day - no lunch/dinner breaks!” 57. A flower shop near UPVillage (sarado na) - “Petal Attraction” 58. Bake shop on Dutch-German border - “Bread Pit” 59. Where you go finally - “Funeraria Mabuhay” 60. Makati tricycle driver eat-and-go- “Pakaplog” (short for pandesal, kape, itlog) Ang creative talaga ng mga Pinoy! Kayo, me iba pa ba kayong alam?