buhay nga naman

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Misadventures of Boy Ngo Ngo (old joke)

Isang araw, Tinawag ni Inay si Boy, ang batang ngo-ngo. Inay:Boy, magpunta ka satindahan ni Aling Petra at bumili ka ng isang latangPork & Beans! Boy:Omo, inay!Nagtungo si Boy Ngo Ngo sa tindahan ni Aling Petra. Tatlongbundok ang kaniyang nilakad. Pagdating ni Boy sa tindahan ay binati niya ang tindera. Boy: Aning Metra, ngamuta na mo ngayo? (Kamusta na po kayo?) Aling Petra:Mabuti naman. Ano ang kailangan mo Boy?" Boy:Mangmilan nga mo ng inang lata ng Mo e Meen! (Pagbilhan nga po ng isanglata ng Pork n Beans) Aling Petra:Ano kamo, Boy? Boy: Isa mong Mo e Meen (Isa pong Pork n Beans) Aling Petra:Paki-ulit nga Boy at hindi kita maintindihan. Boy: Mo e Meen! Mo e Meen - nyung nata lata! (Pork n Beans! Pork n Beans!Yung nasa lata!) Aling Petra:Hindi talaga kita maintindihan. Mabuti pa kaya ay i-spell mo nalang sa akin. Boy: O ninge. Mo e Meen. Netter Mi. (O sige. Pork n Beans. Letter P) Aling Petra:Letter 'B' ba? Boy:Ine! Netter Mi as in Minimines. (Hindi! Letter " P " as inPhilippines) Aling Petra: Ha??? Boy:M i! (Kinanta ni Boy ang alphabet) Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee..En, Em,En, O, Mi! - - Mi! Aling Petra:Ahhh, P! Letter P! (Masiglang sagot ni Aling Petra.) Boy:Oo. Mi! Mo e Meen! (Oo! P! Pork n Beans!)Aling Petra: Sige ituloy mo Boy. 'P'... Boy: Ngo! (O!) Aling Petra: Ano kamo? Boy:(Kumanta ulit) Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, Ngo Aling Petra:Ahhh, titik O! P-O. Sige ituloy mo pa! Boy: Netter Arrng (Letter R) Aling Petra:Kantahin mo na lang ulit Boy. Boy: Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, O, Mi, Ngyu, Arrng! Aling Petra: Ahhh! Letter R. Malapit na. 'P-O-R'? Hindi ko pa rin makuha,Boy. Anong letter ang susunod? Boy: Ngey. Aling Petra:Letter A?Boy:Ini ho! (Sabay buntung-hininga si Boy) Ngey! A, Ma, Nga (A-Ba-Ka-Da angkinanta)! Nga!" Aling Petra:Ka! Letter 'K' 'P-O-R-K' Ahhh Pork!!! Boy: Oo!!! Mo e Meen! Aling Petra:Pork and? Boy:Oo!! Mo e Meen!!! Aling Petra:Pork and Meen? Ahhhh!!! Alam ko na!!! Pork and Beans!!! Boy:Oo! Oo!! Mo e Meen!! Mo e Meen!!!!" ang masayang sigaw ni Boy. Aling Petra:Pork and Beans pala ang kailangan mo!!! Boy:Oo. Mo e Meen! Aling Petra:Hay nako... Wala eh.

Monday, October 20, 2008

A ChanCe or A ChoiCe?

When we meet the right person to love, that's chance. When we meet someone you're attracted to, that's not a choice. That's a chance. Being caught up in a moment (and there's a lot of couples who get together because of this) is not a choice. That's also a chance. The difference is what happens afterwards. When will you take that infatuation, that crush, that mind-blowing attraction to the next level? That's when all sanity goes back, you sit down and contemplate whether you want to make this into a concrete relationship or just a fling. If you decide to love a person, even with his faults, that's not a chance.That's a choice. When you choose to be with a person, no matter what, that's choice. Even if you know there are many people out there who are more attractive, smarter, and richer than your mate, and yet, you decide to love your mate just the same, that's choice. Infatuation, crushes, attraction comes to us by chance. But true love that lasts is truly a choice. Regarding soulmates, there's a beautiful movie quote that is true about this, "Fate brings you together, but it's still up to you to make it happen". I do believe that soulmates do exist. That there is truly someone made for you. But it's still up to you to make the choice if you're going to do something about it or not. We may meet our soulmates by chance, but loving and staying with our soulmate is still a choice we have to make...

Sunday, October 19, 2008

jeg elsker dig lege

"I MELT WITH YOU"

Moving forward using all my breath

Making love to you was never second best I

saw the world crashing all around your face

Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace

I'll stop the world and melt with you You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time

And there's nothing you and I won't do

I'll stop the world and melt with you (We should know better)

Dream of better lives the kind which never hate (We should see)

Trapped in a state of imaginary grace (We should know better)

I made a pilgrimage to save this human's race(We should see)

Never comprehending a race that's long gone by (Let's stop the world)

I'll stop the world and melt with you (Let's stop the world)

You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time

And there's nothing you and I won't do (Let's stop the world)

I'll stop the world and melt with you The future's open wide

I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world)

You've seen some changes and it's getting better all the time

And there's nothing you and I won't do (I'll stop the world)

I'll stop the world and melt with you

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Negosyo mo, Name ko!

Top 60 Makukulit na Pinoy Business Names 1. Parlor in San Juan is named “Cut & Face”. 2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starducks”. 3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: “Violybee” 4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named “Cafe Pindot”. 5. In Manila , there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry”. 6. Petshop in Ortigas: “Pussies and Bitches”. 7. A pet shop in Kamuning: “Pakita Mo Pet Mo”. 8. Bakery: “Bread Pit”. 9. Bank in Alabang: “Alabank”. 10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers”. 11. Restaurant in Pasig : “Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina”. 12. A boxing gym: “Blow Jab”. 13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: “Lito Lapida”. 14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called “Pakopya ni Edgar”. 15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, “Chickpoint” . 16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: ” Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes”. 17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, “n@kopi@”. 18. Name of a kambingan, “Sa Goat Kita”.1 9. A salon somewhere, “Curl Up And Dye”. 20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: “Gee Congee”. 21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named “Wa-Thirst”. 22. A store selling feeds for chickens: “Robocock”. 23. Shoe repair in Marikina : “Dr. Shoe-Bago”. 24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you,save your SOLE, and even DYE for you”. 25. Petshop: “Petness First” 26. Flower shop: “Susan’s Roses”. 27. Taxicab: “Income Taxi”. 28. A 2nd hand watch store: “2nd Time Around”. 29. A squid stall in a wet market: “Pusit to the Limit”. 30. A shrimp store: “Hipon Coming Back”. 31. A gay lawyer’s extension office: ” Nota Republic “. 32. A ceiling installer: ” Kisame Street “. 33. A car repair shop: “Bangga ka ‘day?” 34. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: “Fish Be With You”. 35. A fishball cart named, “Poke Poke”. 36. A beauty salon: “Saudia Hairlines”. 37. A bakery: “Anak Ng Tinapay”. 38. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : “May Lisa Eatery”. 39. Laundry shop: “Wash Your Problem”. 40. This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, buttheir slogan is: “Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God iswatching”. 41. Ice cream parlor: “Dila Lang Ang Katapat”. 42. Chicharon store: “Chicha Hut”. 43. Neighborhood pizza store: “Pizza Hot”. 44. A fishball cart near UST: “Eat My Balls”. 45. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: “Pinoy Big Barber”. 46. A Resto: “The Last Supper”. 47. A goto resto: “Goto Ko Pa!” 48. A peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name: “Mani ni Papa”. 49. A gym in Malolos: ” Gaymann Fitness Center “. 50. My brother’s party needs business: “Balloon-Balloonan” . 51. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : “Lah-Fang”. 52. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: “Dina FreshChicken”. 53. An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S. : “The Master Baiter”. 54. Panaderia: “Trimonay Bakeshop”. 55. Salon: “Hair Dot Comb”. 56. Signage on a restaurant: “We are open 25 hrs. a day - no lunch/dinner breaks!” 57. A flower shop near UPVillage (sarado na) - “Petal Attraction” 58. Bake shop on Dutch-German border - “Bread Pit” 59. Where you go finally - “Funeraria Mabuhay” 60. Makati tricycle driver eat-and-go- “Pakaplog” (short for pandesal, kape, itlog) Ang creative talaga ng mga Pinoy! Kayo, me iba pa ba kayong alam?